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Gary Eisen Punished by the Michigan Legislature for Saying the Quiet Parts Out Loud
Monday , 14, December 2020 Election 2020, Gun Reform, MAGA, Michigan Republicans, Sad!, Vote by Mail 1 CommentMeet Gary Eisen. Gary is a Michigan State Rep from St. Clair. Gary likes guns. He likes guns. He really likes guns. Gary Eisen is a Michigan State Representative for the 81st State House District. The St. Clair Township resident enjoys welding enormous gun lockers for his wife and teaching CCW and Kung Fu classes. […]
“I was only following orders” Didn’t Work at the Nuremberg Trials and it Doesn’t Work Now @GOPChairwoman Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel
Monday , 30, November 2020 COVID_19, Election 2020, Sad! Leave a commentGOP Chairwoman Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel admitted what we’ve known all along. She lied for four years because that’s what Pants Shitter in Chief Donald Trump wants her to do. ICYMI: Per @TimAlberta, RNC chair Ronna McDaniel privately told “multiple confidants that she doubted there was any scalable voter fraud in Michigan.” But she said she […]
Watch the Michigan Board of Canvassers Live
Monday , 23, November 2020 Election 2020, Elections, MAGA, Sad! Leave a commentHow to Create a Constitutional Crisis While Drinking Dom Pérignon: MI GOP Grasps the Last Straw
Sunday , 22, November 2020 Election 2020, MAGA, Sad!, Trumpenreich Leave a commentUp North Progressive has been pretty quiet lately. That’s because the Up North Progressive volunteered on the campaign staff of a state house candidate. It was a great learning experience, but there was so much writing to do about one candidate, it made writing about anything else happening up north difficult. The best part of […]
Trump Minus Seventy Eight Days and Counting
Saturday , 7, November 2020 COVID_19, Election 2020, MAGA, Sad!, Uncategorized, Vote by Mail Leave a commentEXCLUSIVE: This is What Your Post Office Looks Like Now
Saturday , 8, August 2020 Election 2020, MAGA, Sad! 4 CommentsYesterday, August 7, 2020, while the new Postmaster General, Louis DeJoy, made radical leadership changes to the United States Post Office, postal workers finished their shifts and went home. Under new rules imposed by DeJoy, any mail undelivered at the end of the shift must wait until the next day. Overtime to finish delivering the […]
#MaskUpMichigan the COVID Stupidity Level Reached Critical Mass: FTBA Edition
Thursday , 25, June 2020 Community, MAGA, Sad! 2 CommentsDear fine people who put their lives on the line every day keeping essential businesses and services open during a global pandemic that parts of the United States can’t seem to shake off: If someone approaches your place of employment brandishing one of the cards shown above there is no such thing as the FTB […]
@LeeChatfield and the rest of the @MIGOP Pretend to Backtrack their Support of Domestic Terrorism
Friday , 15, May 2020 Governor Gretchen Whitmer, MAGA, Sad! 2 CommentsLee Chatfield (R-TSA agents think I’m cute), Speaker of Michigan’s State House, and representing the 107th district has never once met a gun he didn’t like. Remember when he introduced a bill to eliminate handgun registration in Michigan? A year later he was handcuffed in a TSA agent’s office at Pellston Regional Airport after trying […]
What to do with that stupid @realDonaldTrump bux letter
Thursday , 7, May 2020 MAGA, Sad! Leave a commentHow to Live in Jack OMalley’s Head Rent-Free
Saturday , 25, April 2020 Election 2020, Elections, MAGA, Michigan Republicans, Sad! Leave a comment. Four sheriffs in Northern Michigan announced in a press release they would pick and choose when to enforce Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s constitutional executive order to keep Michiganders safe. State House Rep Jack O’Malley (R – “Screw ya!”) discussed this during a telephone conference with himself, the four sheriffs, and State Senator Curt VanderWall (R […]