Up North Progressive

On May 22, 2023, Governor Whitmer signed the long-awaited package of bills that included the Extreme Risk Protection Order, better known as the red flag law. This new legislation will allow law enforcement to temporarily confiscate firearms from individuals who show they may want to harm themselves or others. The Governor signed another package of common sense gun laws a month that require safe storage and registration of firearms.

So why are the Michigan GOP, ammosexuals, TERFs, and anti-woke people gathering in Big Rapids on June 3, 2023?

Commie battery factories are all the things to hate in Big Rapids, Michigan. Add it to the pile of things Chuds hate about democracy. Like reading books, using a public bathroom, not canceling brands because they slapped a rainbow on something, letting women make their own health care choices … you know, freedom.

That’s why the chuds decided this Saturday, June 3, 2023, would be a great time to combine their rages into a single place and scream about it as Big Rapids is ground zero for hating commie batteries. There is nothing like feeding all of your hate into one place. There’s a slight chance of thunderstorms forecast for that day, so maybe the gods will do the needful.

And look at this line-up! Ryan “arrested by the FBI” Kelley, Riley “Real Female” Gaines, and Phil “phony Viking” Robinson! Someone should keep track of how many times he screams “ODIN” for no good reason.

But that’s just for June; what about July? On July 19, Magapalooza moves to the state capitol in Lansing. The group involved is doing a slo-mo reveal of the special guest speakers. So far, Kyle Rottenhouse and CSPOA Oath Keeper founder and the guy who has difficulty keeping his hands out of chud money Richard Mack are confirmed. There’s lots of teasing that two other high-profile guest speakers will be announced soon.

It’s not just commie battery factories and female athletes placing FIFTH in an NCAA swimming competition; the ammosexuals are pissed as hell that Michigan is now a state working to protect innocent people who want to go to school, shop, go to the theater, public venues, etc., and perhaps not get shot. Never mind that most Michiganders want these gun protections. Y’All Qaeda demands we live under the threat of violent death, living our lives for their “shall not be infringed” right to own assault weapons and modifications that transform other firearms into assault weapons.

There’s just so much to frothing at the mouth hate in Michigan these days, don’t be surprised if Magapalooza comes to your community soon.