Up North Progressive

Up North Progressive’s reaction when first read the news:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

breathe

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is he serious? Of course he is.

Never mind he lives in Dutch Reformed Mordor District 2, he wants to run for District 1. Why? Because he’s Dave Agema, that’s why.

According to a MIRS article published on Thursday, Dave needs money of course, and enough people to pledge their fealty to him before he can really consider changing addresses and qualify himself as tea party carpet bagger for the First District. He’ll have stiff competition in the primary, Tom Casperson (R- The UnLorax) will also likely run for the empty seat.

Of course, we can speculate on what an Agema administration as representative of Michigan’s first district would look like: There’s the hate speech published to his social media pages that makes Fivehead Todd Courser look like a bleeding heart liberal. The possibility of Dave disappearing during a crucial house vote might earn him a new nickname; not that “Goat Killer” courtesy of Eric B’s Michigan Liberal isn’t funny enough.

What it does look like, and even the Republicans in Michigan are aware of this, is a Dave Agema campaign would consist of everyone doing the work to get him elected. This Colonel Fitts moment waiting to happen expects everyone to vote for him because of his name and notoriety. He’s even speculated he can be so lazy about his run for office he may not have to change addresses to be the rep from the first district.

Considering the cognitive level of the typical tea party voter, he’s probably right.